Friday, October 21, 2011

I want this Barbie

So apparently, straight laced... uptight... moms are having a fit over this new barbie doll. Pink hair, tattoos and a spiky little cactus dog named Bastardo ... I. MUST.HAVE.HER.  
Not a huge Barbie fan, considering that I am 47...crap...48 years old. (gaaaaahhhh 48 sounds soooo much older then 47) but I love the obscure take on old favorites. And this is awesome. And it's a collector Barbie btw - so all those soccer mom's bitching about the scandalous tattoo's need to shut it. Or wait, here's a thought - just don't BUY IT!

As Jacqueline Burt says in her blog on this same subject - "let's get real for a minute: Barbie 

has always dressed like a $5 hooker. It's not like this new model represents some drastic

departure from her usual style..."  

LMAO - and it's so true. They have no problem with the double D boobs and the feet molded specifically for "come fuck me quick" heels, so why the drama?

I think everyone needs to take a xanax and chill the hell out. Everything is so politically correct and uptight anymore... It really is a wonder that any of us managed to survive our childhoods without parents that were so worried about us.

Anybarbieisawhoreway - I want her! And at $50 bucks, you can bet no little kids in my family will be playing with her.

PS: Yes I know I am not working yet because the DMV has yet to get me my license and I won't be spending $50 on a damn doll but a girl can dream can't she?